Poem #13 Food Fight Fundays

FOOD FIGHT FUNDAYS


Come on down to Food Fight Fundays
open all week, after church on Sundays
eat yourself a cake, drink a chocolate shake
let yourself get caught up in the Food Fight Fun craze
You say your girlfriend is a prude?
We'll put Rohypnol in her food
and she'll be sure to please or your next meal's free!

Come on in to Food Fight Fundays
If you've had enough Hot Dog on Bundays
Bring your wife, bring the mistress, too
let 'em have a go in the Food Fight Fun Maze
A fully-stocked bar, ball pits, too
the teens all like the Heavy Petting Zoo
It's always really great and we're open late!

Come on in to Food Fight Fundays
the best damned time since Atilla the Hundays
the waitresses are flirts and they wear tight skirts
and they'll do a little more during Lap Fun Mondays
Tuesday nights, the kids can watch a show
some animatronic rigmarole
and if you're bored to death try our crystal meth!

Come on up to Food Fight Fundays
if you're sick and tired of Shakespearean Pundays
you college kids are broke and your credit's a joke
but you can pay your tabs off in a whole lot of fun ways
the guys can cook and straighten chairs
the girls can work off their debts upstairs
and everyone is clean though we have vaccines!

Come on now to Food Fight Fundays
for Friday night's Twilight Pie Fight Fun Phase
when the siren starts find the nearest cart
and smash a pie or brick into the nearest dumb face
be a good sport and don't be sore
you signed a waiver at the door
so if you get concussed don't you raise a fuss.

Food Fight, Food Fight, Food Fight Fundays
seven days a week, all of them are Fundays
Come on now, let us show you how, at
Food......Fight...............FUNDAYS