Son of a bitch, that puts a lot of pressure on a guy.
Hello there, nobody-in-particular. As I was just now perusing the blog of Sir Gooseyard the Verisimilitudinous (which word did I just make up? Hmm???) at www.gooseyard.blogspot.com I saw something very upsetting--my blog site on his list of recommended reading. Well, this is a terrible thing (although, Thanks for the flattery, pal), as I have posted almost NOTHING on it. Furthermore, when I do post something, it is usually during one of my depressive nadirs and therefore is a load of ghastly tripe.
Therefore, I must post this musing that I had whilst wondering around my processing plant the other day. Okay, here it is: You know how Obi-Wan Kenobi is talking to Luke Skywalker on Tattoine in the original Star Wars, explaining who Darth Vader is and all that junk? He says something to this effect at one point: "Vader betrayed and murdered your father." What I was thinking was, man, how ONE word could make a major difference in that movie. What if Kenobi had said: "Vader raped and murdered your father". Huh? Man, that would be freaky, wouldn't it?
Anyhow, that was what I was thinking at work. That would explain a lot about my social world, wouldn't it?
PS I do not condone the raping of Jedi knights, unless it is for charity.
Therefore, I must post this musing that I had whilst wondering around my processing plant the other day. Okay, here it is: You know how Obi-Wan Kenobi is talking to Luke Skywalker on Tattoine in the original Star Wars, explaining who Darth Vader is and all that junk? He says something to this effect at one point: "Vader betrayed and murdered your father." What I was thinking was, man, how ONE word could make a major difference in that movie. What if Kenobi had said: "Vader raped and murdered your father". Huh? Man, that would be freaky, wouldn't it?
Anyhow, that was what I was thinking at work. That would explain a lot about my social world, wouldn't it?
PS I do not condone the raping of Jedi knights, unless it is for charity.

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